OK, so this is how the conversation went:
Wal-Mart Employee: "Hello 'dis be Walmarts. How can I hep you?"
Customer: "I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."
Wal-mart Employee: "What chu wan un de cake?"
Customer: ''Best Wishes Suzanne,' and underneath that, 'We will miss you."
You can't fix stupid!!!!!